Next time, think before you sit.

Its me mat mama. . .well I am serving you from quite a time now. So you better respect me and call me mama. . .

I am never allowed to speak but things are not the same this time . Tables have turned. . No no. . I am not trying to dominate nor do I have any demands. .I just want to speak.

I felt so many people in past and have earned many pleasant and not so pleasant experiences. I still remember when that fat little uncle of your came and you made him sit on me. I really hated him for having those parathas earlier that day. .I was stinking for the whole day after he left. And how can I forget what that little cousin of yours did to me a few months back. I got 19 stitches on my body. If it wouldn't the energy of the meditation you did on me, i would have never healed. I love that energy, passing through every tread of my body. Filling up every corner with prana leading me the infinite world of bliss. But I am always ready to return you this favour, honesty is weaved deeper and deeper in me. Remember you were sick and you took some rest on me, i provided you with energy stored in me. Yea Yea , I know you will still thank those medicines but i won't complain.

Ohh i got soo lost in my thoughts, look at this cute baby there.

Come here baby,

Come to mama, Am so comfortable to be on. Oh come come.

Yea . . . Your skin is soo smooth, o dear, be carefull. .

Wait a min

Hold on

Why am a feeling drenched up. . . You son of a devil, didn't your mom thought you, we should use loo for doing all this. Someone help me get rid of this little kid. . . . Someone please clean me. . . Someone please helppp. .

Aarrrgggg monster!!!!!!